Occasionally Mum and Aunty Biscuit will arrive back with a fast food burger meal.  Despite feigned nonchalance we keep a close eye on them although we are not allowed any titbits from them as they are very bad for us.  They brought one back yesterday evening.  This evening Mum put a bin bag with the mortal remains outside temporarily as there was more to put in it.  Aunty Biscuit shut us in the garden for a few minutes.  Realising we were suspiciously quiet she looked out.  Collie had her head in the fast food bag, Harrier was legging it across the lawn with an empty dog food pouch and I was busy cleaning a foil dog food tray.  We weren’t quick enough to come up with plausible excuses so got tutted at.  We feel the time spent in the fresh air walking round the lawn retrieving these and other items must have been good for her.